Saturday, December 20, 2008

Peace, Joy, and the Grinch

In the spirit of the Holiday season, and over the course of a few days, I decided to compile a list of people I really don't like/respect (Grinch) and people I do like/respect (Christ)

The Grinch List:
1) Street Cops
2) School Administrators
3) People who say "Believe you me"
4) Fire Inspectors
5) Western Doctors
6) Police Administrators
7) Sales People
8) "Customer Service" representatives, stationed in India
9) Retail Managers
10) Any other position that typically requires a Mustache

The Christ List:
1) Detectives/Investigators
2) Educators
3) Volunteer Firefighters
4) Factory Workers
5) Vetenerians
6) Chiropractors
7) Entertainers
8) Italian Business Owners
9) Arists
10) Accountants

Think about it! Merry Christmas!

1 comment:

Dan Liuzzi said...

THINK ABOUT IT? Think about what?! You're an idiot, Mike, haha. I feel like I have to defend my namesake to anyone else reading this dribble.

Western Doctors and Fire Inspectors are on your Grinch list?! What the hell, Mike?

And why are factory workers and chiropractors on your good list?!

This is the most trivial and WEIRD list I've ever seen!