Mark your calenders for the 13th

Jersey peeps, my birthday is on a Saturday night, so something's going down in NYC. Details to come. I'm sure it'll be at a gay bar, sorry fellas! Liuzzi get on a plane and get out here!

WTF, American Greetings?

**UPDATE 09/10/08**  Yes, this was indeed known by AG.  The posters all around the building say, "Who Ph+arted?"  I guess our company DOES have a sense of humor.

I wish I could say this is made-up.   Some sort of funny gag my employer is pulling on us.   Alas, it is not.  

The Post Where Liuzzi Tries To Fit In.

Hey guys, this may be old news to you, but I came across it and found it funny...

The undoctored closed captioning broadcast of The Phils vs The Mets:

The image file is aptly titled "The Mets are pussies."

Some jokes about it I read:

"Their 'Hot Streak Ovulate' sounds like some sick mating ritual that really shouldn’t be discussed during a baseball game.  Just a friendly reminder that if you’re a dude looking to bang a member of the Mets — be careful, they’re awfully fertile this time of the month."

and, also:

"The Mets reclaimed their half-game lead in the NL East last night, and if the closed-captioning to Tuesday night’s game is any indication, it’s because New York is just really in sync. All the players just seem to be in tune to the same schedule, you know? Why, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a couple of them hit for the cycle."

(Got the story from a Phillies blog called The Fightins.)

Also, something maybe you've seen (again, I don't know) is this picture of Cole Hamels as a kid:

Apparently this guy, "Cole Hamels" is a famous Phillies player?  I think he plays the rank of "pitcher."  You see, what makes that picture cool (I believe), is the fact that he was dressed as a Phillies player as a child, and now plays for them as an adult.   ... Get it? 

...I'm cool now, right, everyone?

Finally, My Campaign Is Getting Some Coverage!

So that news report is recent, but I've made an important decision even more recently... That's right, I've finally added a VP pick to my Presidential ticket! Political analysts all over are talking about my choice. I hope you all approve.

Priceless

Because I've Become Re-Obsessed with Arrested Development.

This is for Jason, so he can laugh at the click of a button:

This one I found online and thought I'd post because it combines two things we love.  (I'm thinking mostly of J and Demetriou, but if anyone appreciates it, I'm glad)

I hope you guys like this one.  I don't know.  I think it's hilarous.  It's Will Arnett acting like GOB (basically), but just a... NC-17 version of him, haha.  It's absolutely disgusting.  

For Us Seinfeld Fans.

This is the Seinfeld Poster Challenge from TBS.com. How many gags can you find? (Hint: There's 38... some are REALLY weirdly represented) I posted the answers below the poster as hidden text. Just highlight it to view them. After that, I made a duplicate image, with all the answers there. The only two I was confused about was The Statue and The Puffy Shirt... I don't even remember the Statue episode, because it was in season 2 and I don't watch them.

Also: To view the posters full size (which you'll probably have to do to see everything), click them and open 'em in a new window.

1. Double Dipping, 2. Fusilli Jerry, 3. Art Vandalay, 4. Stopping Short, 5. Festivus Pole, 6. Sponge Worthy, 7. Little Jerry, 8. Muffin Tops, 9. The Statue, 10. De-Gifting, 11. Anti-Dentite, 12. Smelly Car, 13. Pig Man, 14. The Bro, 15. Man Hands, 16. Puddy, 17. Soup Nazi, 18. Kramerica, 19. Library Cop, 20. The Virgin, 21. Master of Your Domain, 22. Little Kicks, 23. Yada Yada Yada, 24. The Jerk Store, 25. J. Peterman, 26. Big Salad, 27. Big Toe Captain, 28. High Five, 29. Buck Naked, 30. Puffy Shirt, 31. "Spare-A-Square," 32. Astronaut Pen, 33. High Talker, 34. Covenant of the Keys, 35. Poppy Seed Muffin, 36. Pencil with Jon Voight's Bite Marks, 37. "These pretzels are making me thirsty," 38. Bubble Boy

Have fun!

Hope you guys have a great time in the Bahamas! I wish I could be there with you. I'm looking forward to the pics and stories (maybe the cardboard cut out of me will make a few). I'll see you guys sometime soon, hopefully.