What To Do With That Old VCR!

Haha, is it sad I still thought this was real after the battery part?

I Laugh At This Everytime.

Crazy Local TV Commercial.

SNL Friday.

Yet another absurd SNL Digital Short.

I think my favorite part is "Act Casual," hahah...

Also, a short story by me.

A drawback of working at a large corporation is that I often get phone calls not meant for me.  It usually goes like this:

"Hello, this is Dan."

"... Bob?"

"No, what extension are you trying to reach?"

"19358"

"Ok, this is 1935."

How does that even work?  I don't know.  AG are morons.

So I don't check my voicemail often. I checked today for the first time since Monday, and had 7 new messages (that's unusual, we use mostly email).  Tuesday, I got one from a "Bill Hueg."  Summing it up, it went something like this:

"Hey Jim, this is Bill.  I just wanted to let you know we have a Continental Tour coming around today at 10, so if you can be ready by then, everything should go smoothly."

Then on Thursday, I got one going,

"Hey Jim, Bill again.  Remember that Continental group we were gonna be presenting to?  Well, they're showing up today instead at 2, so if you could make sure to do your thing and have the presentation ready to go, that'd be great, thanks, I'll see you soon."

Well.  I hope I didn't just lose someone money or a commission of some kind.  

Haha, Oh Jesus, You So Funny!

I almost wanted to wait on posting this to give Jason's entry some time to breathe, people to read it, and debate and respond. I was just so glad Jason wrote something, I wanted it to be at the top of this page for a while! But I gotta post some of these Jesus images because they made me laugh so hard. But please, everyone, scroll down and read and give your thoughts to Jason's post!

Here is just a taste of images from "40 Awesome Versions Of Jesus." Some are dumb, some are weird, some are just gross.  But some are HILARIOUS.  Like these:

SNL Friday (Or Saturday. Whatever.)

An oldie, but a goodie (I think).  I know Phil Hartman did more sketches with this character, but I haven't been able to find em...

SNL Friday.

SNL Friday, from Mike

From the SNL Valuts, comes one of the funniest skits they've done in recent times. Also, it's from probably the first SNL episode people talked about in literally years, with Justin Timberlake. This episode and specifically this skit made it ok for guys to admit to liking Justin Timberlake.

Also, in the season of the approaching holidays, I thought this hilarious video is a good match.



*Click here for the uncensored version, which is worth watching it again.*

SNL Friday.

Well, I almost forgot. And it's technically Saturday now. But here's another SNL clip I enjoy very much.

Kinda Nerdy Humor.

I've been wasting alot of time on this network of humor sites.  I just wanna post a couple of images from one section of it here.  It's called Graph Jam.  I grabbed a few hopefully you all can enjoy:

SNL Friday.

So I have an idea.  Every Friday, I'm going to post a funny SNL video.  (Who wants to bet I will forget about this by next week?)  "But, Dan," you may say, "SNL hasn't been funny for years!"  Well, my friends, they do still do some good skits.  Now, if you see SNL from time to time, you may have already seen some clips that I post.  They're not all new, by any means.  But I will pick only the funniest ones to post!

Now, I present you with... "MacGyve-- I mean, "MacGruber: Father and Son."

Another Animal Video. Now With More Funny!

The sound effects make this hilarious... as does the ending. (Make sure you watch it full through!)

Video #3, Because All Good Things Come In Threes Or Whatever..

This is one of my favorite videos.   I think I peed a little when I first saw it, I love it so much.   It's audio from a (supposedly very bad) horror movie called "Wicker Man," paired along with video from.... well, you'll see.

The original footage, in case you were wondering, was Nicholas Cage with this torture helmet dealy on, and people pouring bees in it.  Not a funny scene.  Unless it's paired up with Mega Man footage.

Fun With Sulfur Hexaflouride!

Or as some* would call it:  Helium's evil twin.

I wish we could try this!  But apparently Sulfur Hexaflouride is so expensive, most websites won't even list the price.  Anyway.  Enjoy, it's hilarious.  I laugh everytime for some reason.

*I call it that.

WTF, American Greetings?

**UPDATE 09/10/08**  Yes, this was indeed known by AG.  The posters all around the building say, "Who Ph+arted?"  I guess our company DOES have a sense of humor.

I wish I could say this is made-up.   Some sort of funny gag my employer is pulling on us.   Alas, it is not.  

Priceless

Because I've Become Re-Obsessed with Arrested Development.

This is for Jason, so he can laugh at the click of a button:

This one I found online and thought I'd post because it combines two things we love.  (I'm thinking mostly of J and Demetriou, but if anyone appreciates it, I'm glad)

I hope you guys like this one.  I don't know.  I think it's hilarous.  It's Will Arnett acting like GOB (basically), but just a... NC-17 version of him, haha.  It's absolutely disgusting.  

This Dog Is a Balloonatic!

This is the cutest/funniest/cutest again thing I've ever seen...

I Find "This" Blog Hilarious.

This is a blog called The "Blog" Of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks. It's a guaranteed laugh whenever I read it, personally. People send in pictures all over the world of signs written by those who don't perhaps "understand" grammar and use quotation marks "way too loosely."

Some examples:

In Case You Haven't Seen This...

If you haven't been to FunnyOrDie.com before, I recommend it.  It's founded by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay; and it's basically YouTube, but only comedy videos.  Some celebrity comedians make exclusive videos just for this site.  I have my favorites, but here's one I think all can enjoy.  It's an old one, but I'll never tire of it.

For a simple (but funny) video I also like, featuring Link from the original NES game, go here.