This Is Soley For Mike. Sorry, Everyone Else.

MIKE. I feel like if you've heard of these guys before, you would have said something. So I'm gonna go ahead and assume you haven't.

There is a heavy metal band called ArnoCorps.  They sing (Arno-core) songs based exclusively on Schwarzenegger movies.  They dress up in camouflage and fatigues and talk in false Austrian accents.  Go to their website I linked above and watch some of their videos, or read about them at their wiki article here.  I'm not gonna embed this one particular video, so I'll just send you the link.  This one isn't at their website, so check it out here.  The first two lines... I thought of you immediately.